The Witching Century
Instant Conversations between five dudes. All with one goal: To help Ben find out how to have sex. Since he doesn't know.
funkothealmighty (10:14:08 PM): | i sent a drunk text message to one of them last night that said "I want you more than this donut." |
Mrmuppy (10:14:13 PM): | most women are so surprised that they love it |
Mrmuppy (10:14:15 PM): | wow |
Mrmuppy (10:14:18 PM): | is that true? |
funkothealmighty (10:14:21 PM): | yes |
Mrmuppy (10:14:21 PM): | did that happen? |
funkothealmighty (10:14:23 PM): | yes |
Mrmuppy (10:14:25 PM): | like for reals? |
funkothealmighty (10:14:27 PM): | yes |
Mrmuppy (10:14:29 PM): | not haha, what a whacky ben story? |
funkothealmighty (10:14:36 PM): | > |
funkothealmighty (10:14:39 PM): | no |
funkothealmighty (10:14:42 PM): | that was real talk |
Mrmuppy (10:14:47 PM): | dude, YOU ARE IN! |
funkothealmighty (10:14:49 PM): | i got back a reply though |
funkothealmighty (10:14:51 PM): | so its all good |
Mrmuppy (10:14:55 PM): | of course |
Mrmuppy (10:15:02 PM): | you've got that "loose canon" thing going |
Mrmuppy (10:15:06 PM): | and the "dark stranger" |
Mrmuppy (10:15:08 PM): | being new in town |
funkothealmighty (10:15:14 PM): | "well I do come with sprinkles" |
funkothealmighty (10:15:19 PM): | and im not sure what that means |
Mrmuppy (10:15:19 PM): | well shit dude |
Mrmuppy (10:15:26 PM): | Duuuuude |
Mrmuppy (10:15:29 PM): | you know exactly what that means |
funkothealmighty (10:15:30 PM): | i hope it doesn't mean she has herpes |
Mrmuppy (10:15:33 PM): | HAHAHAHAHA |
f*y (7:56:56 PM): | the focus is going to die here |
r*2 (7:57:19 PM): | washed out to sea |
funkothealmighty (7:57:24 PM): | oooh |
funkothealmighty (7:57:27 PM): | that would be a good way to go |
funkothealmighty (7:57:33 PM): | if it makes it long enough |
funkothealmighty (7:57:46 PM): | when i end up needing to leave it in georgia |
funkothealmighty (7:57:51 PM): | just drive it into the ocean |
riverscuomo172 (7:58:06 PM): | it can be found later for scrap metal |
funkothealmighty (7:58:15 PM): | the circle of life |
riverscuomo172 (7:58:22 PM): | and a potential investigative news story |
riverscuomo172 (7:58:30 PM): | "Who Died in this Focus?" |
funkothealmighty (7:58:33 PM): | lol |
funkothealmighty (7:58:51 PM): | Texas man tries to fake own death says "Everyone has known i've been alive this whole time." |
riverscuomo172 (8:00:16 PM): | "Government agency impressed with thought, skill that went into death forgery." |
funkothealmighty (8:00:25 PM): | lol |
riverscuomo172 (8:02:56 PM): | a cunning attempt, but not good enough |
funkothealmighty (8:03:17 PM): | sounds like a Gary Busey story |
funkothealmighty (8:03:22 PM): | if he were a writer |
riverscuomo172 (8:03:34 PM): | The Car I Drove Into The Ocean To Not Fake My Own Death |
funkothealmighty (8:03:39 PM): | lol |
funkothealmighty (8:03:44 PM): | By Gary Busey |
funkothealmighty (8:03:57 PM): | with forwad by Neils Bohr's Corpse |
riverscuomo172 (8:06:29 PM): | yes only the man who discovered the nucleus can truly introduce a writer like Busey |
riverscuomo172 (8:11:06 PM): | what other stories would he write |
funkothealmighty (8:14:47 PM): | hmm |
funkothealmighty (8:15:11 PM): | The day no P.I.G.S. would die |
funkothealmighty (8:15:18 PM): | Persons |
funkothealmighty (8:15:26 PM): | Indiscriminantly |
funkothealmighty (8:15:29 PM): | Godly |
funkothealmighty (8:15:32 PM): | Science |
riverscuomo172 (8:16:15 PM): | The Man Who Drank Too Much Victory Juice and Became Gary Busey |
funkothealmighty (8:16:23 PM): | lol |
funkothealmighty (8:17:01 PM): | Leave That Alein On Zircon 77: The Gary Busey Story |
riverscuomo172 (8:17:25 PM): | the alien is what he believes the motorcycle was that he crashed on |
funkothealmighty (8:17:36 PM): | yes |
funkothealmighty (8:18:16 PM): | Who Are You?: The Story of How Gary Busey Realized He Had a Son When He Watched Starship Troopers |
funkothealmighty (8:19:01 PM): | man |
riverscuomo172 (8:19:05 PM): | No Love Lost: The Story Of How Gary Busey Returned Starship Troopers To The Video Store and Got An Even Better Son |
funkothealmighty (8:19:07 PM): | lost starts tonight |
funkothealmighty (8:19:18 PM): | and im gonna miss it until it comes on the internets |
riverscuomo172 (8:19:24 PM): | oh yeah |
funkothealmighty (8:19:25 PM): | HA HA HA HA |
riverscuomo172 (8:20:47 PM): | ? |
funkothealmighty (8:21:35 PM): | your movie title |
funkothealmighty (8:21:41 PM): | it struck me |
riverscuomo172 (8:22:51 PM): | it is a good story |
funkothealmighty (8:23:01 PM): | yes |
funkothealmighty (8:23:05 PM): | told in movie title form |
funkothealmighty (8:23:07 PM): | a new genre |
riverscuomo172 (8:23:30 PM): | it was always there for the taking |
riverscuomo172 (8:23:35 PM): | but only now can it be realized |
funkothealmighty (8:27:55 PM): | yes |
funkothealmighty (8:28:02 PM): | FUTURE LIT 1999! |
riverscuomo172 (8:28:19 PM): | with Martin Landau |
funkothealmighty (8:28:37 PM): | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DF9nDJZrdA |
riverscuomo172 (8:31:53 PM): | imagine that song with Gary Busey displayed for a full minute |