Fig Newton's

funkothealmighty (7:50:00 PM): wouldn't that be terrible

funkothealmighty (7:50:09 PM): if you missed a real chance at something great

funkothealmighty (7:50:17 PM): because you put up an offensive away message

artzachary (7:50:19 PM): i'd be real sad

artzachary (7:50:22 PM): and what's offensive

artzachary (7:50:26 PM): other than poor spelling

funkothealmighty (7:50:48 PM): CuteyMcCuterson: Hey you wanna fuck?

funkothealmighty (7:50:59 PM): AWAY MESSAGE: I ONLY DO OLD PEOPLE!

artzachary (7:51:03 PM): haha

funkothealmighty (7:51:10 PM): CuteyMcCuterson: Oh, sorry.

artzachary (7:51:20 PM): that would be tragic

artzachary (7:51:24 PM): tragic indeed

funkothealmighty (7:51:27 PM): you: NO!!!!!!!

artzachary (7:51:29 PM): but ben, i am just that dedicated

artzachary (7:51:30 PM): to comedy

funkothealmighty (7:51:38 PM): OldeyMcOlderson: Hey hon!

funkothealmighty (7:51:47 PM): you: DAMMIT YOU KNOW IM ONLINE!

funkothealmighty (7:52:00 PM): you: Alright, lets get this over with

artzachary (7:52:04 PM): hahaha

artzachary (7:52:25 PM): i don't know man

artzachary (7:52:29 PM): i've never had sex with an old person

artzachary (7:52:31 PM): who knows?

artzachary (7:52:34 PM): maybe it's awesome

funkothealmighty (7:53:01 PM): its sorta like wedging a hotdog in some fig newtons

artzachary (7:53:17 PM): a great idea?

artzachary (7:53:19 PM): the greatest idea?