riverscuomo172 (12:52:45 AM): it'll be nice for a little bit, and then I'll quickly find myself wanting the stuff I have at home
riverscuomo172 (12:55:33 AM): home being here in Mississippi now
funkothealmighty (12:56:41 AM): yeah
funkothealmighty (12:56:51 AM): too bad you can't put a robot in your room
riverscuomo172 (12:57:47 AM): yes
riverscuomo172 (12:57:54 AM): that shares stories about college
riverscuomo172 (12:58:14 AM): and goes "Who let the dogs out?" so they think I'm keeping up with pop culture
funkothealmighty (12:58:28 AM): ha ha ah
funkothealmighty (12:58:35 AM): and you can connect to it via the internet
funkothealmighty (12:58:50 AM): and play xbox
funkothealmighty (12:58:54 AM): through your laptop
riverscuomo172 (12:59:32 AM): exactly
riverscuomo172 (12:59:44 AM): it is terrible at games and lets me build up large stats
riverscuomo172 (12:59:52 AM): then I play real people and get decimated
funkothealmighty (1:00:02 AM): ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (1:00:08 AM): unless they are also robots
riverscuomo172 (1:00:35 AM): exactly
funkothealmighty (1:01:01 AM): thats where you get them
riverscuomo172 (1:02:48 AM): eventually the parents catch on when the robot sets the dinner table ablaze
funkothealmighty (1:03:04 AM): yelling
funkothealmighty (1:03:07 AM): I AM A LADY BOT
funkothealmighty (1:03:10 AM): I AM A LADY BOT!
funkothealmighty (1:03:14 AM): WHY AM I CONFUSED
funkothealmighty (1:03:22 AM): IM SO ANGST
riverscuomo172 (1:03:59 AM): PLAY GROBAN
funkothealmighty (1:04:14 AM): lol
funkothealmighty (1:04:33 AM): then one day
funkothealmighty (1:04:40 AM): the parents wake up in the middle of the night
funkothealmighty (1:04:47 AM): and the robot is watching them
riverscuomo172 (1:05:49 AM): it has knitted a sweater that says IM SO ANGST
riverscuomo172 (1:05:55 AM): and is wearing it
funkothealmighty (1:06:02 AM): ha ha ha ah
funkothealmighty (1:06:09 AM): and sewn a doyle for them
funkothealmighty (1:06:17 AM): then the mother says
funkothealmighty (1:06:23 AM): "THS IS NOT OUR SON!"
funkothealmighty (1:06:35 AM): and starts screaming and shaking her husband
riverscuomo172 (1:06:39 AM): "He would never take the time to learn a handicraft!"
funkothealmighty (1:06:52 AM): then the robot starts a siren
funkothealmighty (1:07:01 AM): because he thinks they are howling at the moon
funkothealmighty (1:07:11 AM): it sounds like your voicemail message
riverscuomo172 (1:07:24 AM): the siren then morphs into "One More Time" by Daft Punk and the evening turns even weirder
funkothealmighty (1:07:39 AM): when ravers come in through the window
funkothealmighty (1:07:51 AM): and Tim Curry comes flying through the wall
funkothealmighty (1:07:57 AM): he is obviously high on pcp
funkothealmighty (1:08:12 AM): and he screams at the mother "HAVE YOU SEEN MY TAMBORINE?!"
riverscuomo172 (1:08:55 AM): "CLUE WAS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DOMINATED BY MY PERFORMANCE"
funkothealmighty (1:09:35 AM): "EARTH 2 SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED THE TIM CURRY IN SPACE HOUR."
riverscuomo172 (1:10:46 AM): hahahaha
riverscuomo172 (1:11:03 AM): "I FORGOT I WAS IN KINSEY UNTIL I SAW THE MOVIE"
funkothealmighty (1:11:20 AM): "WAS I IN THE ILLUSIONIST?!"
funkothealmighty (1:11:29 AM): then the mother says "No that was David Bowie"
riverscuomo172 (1:11:29 AM): "AM I EDWARD NORTON?"
funkothealmighty (1:11:41 AM): then Tim Curry screams
funkothealmighty (1:11:48 AM): "NOOOOO, THAT FUCKING HACK!"
riverscuomo172 (1:11:51 AM): oh you mean The Prestige
riverscuomo172 (1:12:04 AM): with Tesla Bowie
funkothealmighty (1:12:05 AM): "I MEAN THE ILLUSIONIST FEATURING DAVID BOWIE!!!"
funkothealmighty (1:12:31 AM): "The Prestige is the trademarked name for my penis!"
funkothealmighty (1:12:45 AM): thats when he starts seeing the insects
riverscuomo172 (1:13:21 AM): and then the insects see him
funkothealmighty (1:13:46 AM): ha ah ha ah ha
funkothealmighty (1:14:28 AM): this would be a great tv show
funkothealmighty (1:14:38 AM): "Robo-player"
funkothealmighty (1:14:56 AM): then it devolves into "Tim Curry is High on PCP: RUN!"
riverscuomo172 (1:15:06 AM): and it would have an 80s style sitcom intro
funkothealmighty (1:15:27 AM): "A robot came down from space and said to andy berrolowitz"
funkothealmighty (1:15:38 AM): "Hey kid want some help with all that homework?"
funkothealmighty (1:15:49 AM): "so they chaaaaaaaanged Places!"
funkothealmighty (1:16:07 AM): "They Changed Places and now little andy is a..."
funkothealmighty (1:16:19 AM): "ROBO ROBO ROBO Player"
funkothealmighty (1:16:29 AM): "HAVE YOU SEEN MY TAMBORINE!"
funkothealmighty (1:16:37 AM): "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON HALLOWEEN!"
funkothealmighty (1:16:44 AM): "A DOG CAN TURN INTO A CAT!"
riverscuomo172 (1:17:00 AM): hahahaha
funkothealmighty (1:17:03 AM): "I JUST DID SOME MUCH PCP MY EYES TURNED INTO THE SUNS OF A GOD!"
riverscuomo172 (1:17:13 AM): ALAN THICKE as TIM CURRY'S DAD
funkothealmighty (1:17:23 AM): who only appears in space-time
riverscuomo172 (1:17:38 AM): yes
riverscuomo172 (1:18:15 AM): RICARDO MONTALBAN as CORTEX, THE ROBOT (taken entirely from "Fantasy Island" clips)
funkothealmighty (1:18:46 AM): the producer is very cheap
riverscuomo172 (1:19:52 AM): yes
funkothealmighty (1:20:13 AM): Tim Curry is actually paid in PCP
riverscuomo172 (1:20:41 AM): one episode is just "Adventures at Lego Land (featuring new characters!)" and it's a home movie of his family at Lego Land with occasional spliced-in shots of Tim Curry yelling in French
funkothealmighty (1:21:16 AM): ha ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (1:21:25 AM): when asked
funkothealmighty (1:21:30 AM): he says its "artistic"
riverscuomo172 (1:21:52 AM): this is the Golden Age of television!
funkothealmighty (1:22:02 AM): ha ha ha