Quick, Burrn.

artzachary (12:29:52 AM): oh man
artzachary (12:29:56 AM): so did i ever tell you the story
artzachary (12:29:58 AM): about raymond burr
artzachary (12:30:06 AM): and how he lead me to have to explain to my father
artzachary (12:30:09 AM): what a cleveland steamer was?
funkothealmighty (12:30:14 AM): ha ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (12:30:16 AM): no tell me this
artzachary (12:30:28 AM): i was home for xmas a couple years back
artzachary (12:30:41 AM): and we were watching keith olberman's show on MSNBC and he had this gossip columnist on
artzachary (12:30:45 AM): talking about some bullshit
artzachary (12:31:13 AM): and there was some criminal case and the keith is like 'not even perry mason could win that case' and the other guy, for whatever reason starts talking about raymond burr and how he was this sexual deviant
artzachary (12:31:16 AM): which is totally true
artzachary (12:31:21 AM): and keith is like, i've heard this
artzachary (12:31:23 AM): and the dude is like
artzachary (12:31:34 AM): yeah he totally took rides on the cleveland steamer
artzachary (12:31:38 AM): and keith looks at the camera
artzachary (12:31:40 AM): and is like
artzachary (12:31:41 AM): commercial!
artzachary (12:32:01 AM): after laughing a little bit they go to commercial
artzachary (12:32:05 AM): and my dad asks why this is funny
artzachary (12:32:10 AM): so i took him to the internet because
artzachary (12:32:15 AM): i was not about to explain it to him
artzachary (12:32:19 AM): i loaded up urban dictionary
artzachary (12:32:25 AM): typed in cleveland steamer
artzachary (12:32:27 AM): and left the house
artzachary (12:33:18 AM): so be careful about watching television with your parents because sometimes it results in you having to explain the uncomfortable truths of fecophilia
artzachary (12:34:33 AM): it makes for a good story though
funkothealmighty (12:35:36 AM): ha ha ha ha