Thursday, February 19, 2009

How Rap Saved America, Street Fighter.

riverscuomo172 (6:43:10 PM): chocolate town will live one day
funkothealmighty (6:43:51 PM): yes
funkothealmighty (6:44:01 PM): when you are as rich as michael jackson was
funkothealmighty (6:44:08 PM): and as crazy about chocolate
funkothealmighty (6:44:17 PM): as he was about children
riverscuomo172 (6:44:56 PM): we need to start writing pop hits to make this come true
funkothealmighty (6:45:05 PM): yes
funkothealmighty (6:45:13 PM): like baby lets go down to chocolate town
funkothealmighty (6:45:20 PM): everyone will think we are dirty
funkothealmighty (6:45:33 PM): but we'll know we are actually talking about a village made of chocolate
funkothealmighty (6:45:44 PM): and when the day comes that we finally build our chocolate town
funkothealmighty (6:46:00 PM): everyone will remark "Oh, well how about that."
riverscuomo172 (6:47:25 PM): "What a strangely literal pop album"
funkothealmighty (6:47:52 PM): almost like "The Constitution" by Ole Dirty Bastard
riverscuomo172 (6:50:32 PM): hahaha yes
funkothealmighty (6:57:09 PM): i would buy that album if it were to exist
riverscuomo172 (6:58:28 PM): with tracks like "I Am An Amendment" and "Everyone In Compton Is Legally Dead"
funkothealmighty (6:59:14 PM): yes, these are compulsary to my ratification of this album
riverscuomo172 (7:00:09 PM): it wins the Senate!
riverscuomo172 (7:00:14 PM): bonus round!
funkothealmighty (7:00:38 PM): crush federalists against this honda to gain more points!
riverscuomo172 (7:02:08 PM): should've picked E. Honda!
funkothealmighty (7:03:04 PM): he is a better representative
riverscuomo172 (7:07:21 PM): there is a new Street Fighter game coming out
riverscuomo172 (7:07:25 PM): and I vaguely want to buy it
funkothealmighty (7:08:27 PM): is it about how street fighting is illegal and kids shouldn't do it?
riverscuomo172 (7:09:24 PM): yeah that is the main message of the game
funkothealmighty (7:14:25 PM): thats good that they care about kids
riverscuomo172 (7:14:42 PM): yes each game comes with a surrogate parents
funkothealmighty (7:16:32 PM): and they like to yell
riverscuomo172 (7:17:24 PM): they only yell
funkothealmighty (7:18:26 PM): about inconsiquentle things
riverscuomo172 (7:19:43 PM): and eventually you have to fight them like in the game
funkothealmighty (7:20:10 PM): and they always win
riverscuomo172 (7:21:06 PM): yes because they can actually throw fireballs
riverscuomo172 (7:21:13 PM): and are built like Zangief
funkothealmighty (7:23:04 PM): and if you beat them you lose your college money
riverscuomo172 (7:24:23 PM): lol for no reason

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