The Post-apocalyptic Carl Jr. Administration

riverscuomo172 (10:02:54 PM): what is the best soft drink
funkothealmighty (10:03:03 PM): BLOOD
riverscuomo172 (10:03:16 PM): Carbonated blood eh
riverscuomo172 (10:03:26 PM): can you buy it in six-packs
funkothealmighty (10:03:41 PM): only at Hardee's
riverscuomo172 (10:05:22 PM): not Carl's Jr though
riverscuomo172 (10:05:25 PM): Carl hated it
funkothealmighty (10:06:06 PM): yeah
funkothealmighty (10:06:23 PM): he predicted the Blood market crisis
riverscuomo172 (10:06:51 PM): it was his one gift
riverscuomo172 (10:06:57 PM): everything else came from Jr.
funkothealmighty (10:07:28 PM): yes
funkothealmighty (10:07:35 PM): like the Big Burger Bailout
riverscuomo172 (10:08:56 PM): Burger Stimulus Plan of 03
funkothealmighty (10:09:19 PM): yes
funkothealmighty (10:09:27 PM): signed by George W Burger
riverscuomo172 (10:12:36 PM): the Angry Whopper was a rider on that bill
funkothealmighty (10:12:47 PM): yes
funkothealmighty (10:12:53 PM): the Whigs opposed it
riverscuomo172 (10:14:36 PM): King Lincoln was not enough to stop it
funkothealmighty (10:14:45 PM): man
funkothealmighty (10:14:54 PM): this magical burger mystery land is fucked up
riverscuomo172 (10:15:25 PM): and not conducive to children's board games about it
funkothealmighty (10:15:33 PM): no
funkothealmighty (10:15:59 PM): because 4 letter words are used all too often by the Burger legislature
riverscuomo172 (10:18:37 PM): and on game pieces
riverscuomo172 (10:18:58 PM): FUCK GRILL is not an acceptable name for "GO"
funkothealmighty (10:19:09 PM): lol
funkothealmighty (10:20:15 PM): it could be an adult board game
funkothealmighty (10:20:25 PM): but those don't sell well enough at fast food restaurants
riverscuomo172 (10:22:33 PM): maybe if we included them with combos
riverscuomo172 (10:22:42 PM): like those Sneak King games
funkothealmighty (10:23:24 PM): yes
funkothealmighty (10:23:27 PM): thats the ticket
funkothealmighty (10:23:31 PM): GIVE IT TO KIDS
funkothealmighty (10:23:38 PM): thats whats written in bold on the front of the box
riverscuomo172 (10:23:53 PM): PUT IT IN THEIR LUNCHES
funkothealmighty (10:24:52 PM): each one has a new sneaky message on it
riverscuomo172 (10:25:47 PM): TELL THEM IT'S FILLED WITH CAPRI SUN
funkothealmighty (10:25:58 PM): TELL THEM WHAT FUCK MEANS
riverscuomo172 (10:26:04 PM): (IT'S ANTIFREEZE)
funkothealmighty (10:26:26 PM): LOCK YOUR KIDS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AS PUNISHMENT
riverscuomo172 (10:29:05 PM): HAVE THEM DEVELOP STREET GANGS WHILE THEY ARE OUTSIDE
riverscuomo172 (10:29:14 PM): MAKE THEM STEAL ELECTRONICS FOR YOU
funkothealmighty (10:29:29 PM): MAKE THEM FIGHT DOGS FOR FOOD
riverscuomo172 (10:30:38 PM): TEACH THEM TO HATE
funkothealmighty (10:31:03 PM): this is turning into a terrible terrible thing for america
riverscuomo172 (10:31:24 PM): we should have never listened to Carl
funkothealmighty (10:31:36 PM): no
funkothealmighty (10:31:48 PM): NEVER AGAIN CARL