Meg Ryan in: ROBOSOUTH

funkothealmighty (2:50:27 PM): JC WHITNEY
riverscuomo172 (2:50:37 PM): ROBOCOTTON
funkothealmighty (2:50:55 PM): Won't you let JC Whitney into your house?
funkothealmighty (2:51:07 PM): he only wants to industrialize it
riverscuomo172 (2:51:08 PM): who is he and what does he want in my home
funkothealmighty (2:51:16 PM): he is a man of action
funkothealmighty (2:51:20 PM): and he wants it bad
riverscuomo172 (2:51:32 PM): man I know that feeling
funkothealmighty (2:51:35 PM): are you gonna give it to him?
riverscuomo172 (2:51:48 PM): I will give of my industry to him
funkothealmighty (2:52:12 PM): AND HE WILL SNATCH THAT INDASTRAIA RIGHT UP!
funkothealmighty (2:52:27 PM): YOU CHOSE
funkothealmighty (2:52:29 PM): POORLY
funkothealmighty (2:52:45 PM): JC Whitney is gonna strike bust your balls
riverscuomo172 (2:52:56 PM): I KNEW DANIEL PLAINVIEW WAS A LIAR
funkothealmighty (2:53:05 PM): ehh
funkothealmighty (2:53:08 PM): you live and learn
riverscuomo172 (2:53:16 PM): well now I have no home
riverscuomo172 (2:53:21 PM): but I do have a dream
funkothealmighty (2:53:27 PM): I don't have a dream
funkothealmighty (2:53:33 PM): but i do love industry
funkothealmighty (2:53:41 PM): I will let this man into my house
funkothealmighty (2:54:02 PM): and thats how the west was won
funkothealmighty (2:54:11 PM): and how i got this wicked tattoo!
riverscuomo172 (2:54:34 PM): Those were all really good stories and now I am going to make an anthology out of them
funkothealmighty (2:54:44 PM): what will you call it?
riverscuomo172 (2:56:25 PM): The Cotton Gin Is For Fruits You Bastards: Ben Connors 2009-2009
funkothealmighty (2:56:58 PM): ha ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (2:57:23 PM): will it have a picture of a steam shovel crushing an old woman dressed as the statue of liberty on it?
riverscuomo172 (2:57:45 PM): yes and a fake Oprah's Book Club sticker on there for big $$$$
funkothealmighty (2:57:53 PM): oooh
funkothealmighty (2:57:56 PM): good trick
funkothealmighty (2:58:18 PM): it will take her at least 2 weeks to figure out what we're doing to her prescious book club
riverscuomo172 (2:58:19 PM): yes it is the money machine
riverscuomo172 (2:58:38 PM): she will send her Oprah goons after us
funkothealmighty (2:58:58 PM): brb
funkothealmighty (2:59:03 PM): gotta learn how a computer works
riverscuomo172 (2:59:08 PM): k
funkothealmighty (2:59:39 PM): false alarm
riverscuomo172 (2:59:53 PM): was the computer already dead
funkothealmighty (3:00:02 PM): yeah
funkothealmighty (3:00:05 PM): i shot it
riverscuomo172 (3:00:11 PM): good move
riverscuomo172 (3:00:20 PM): never give them the confidence of knowing where you are
funkothealmighty (3:00:24 PM): yes
funkothealmighty (3:00:33 PM): because then they'll think you are in love with them
riverscuomo172 (3:01:06 PM): and that is the worst crime of all
funkothealmighty (3:01:11 PM): LOVE
funkothealmighty (3:01:34 PM): expecially if you are in love with Meg Ryan
funkothealmighty (3:01:37 PM): IN TIME!
riverscuomo172 (3:02:02 PM): Joe vs. the Volcanosphere
funkothealmighty (3:03:03 PM): Sleepless in The Great Train Robbery
funkothealmighty (3:03:29 PM): oh I mean
riverscuomo172 (3:03:34 PM): You've Got Congo
funkothealmighty (3:03:37 PM): You've got Andromeda strain
funkothealmighty (3:03:38 PM): fuck
funkothealmighty (3:03:40 PM): you beat me
riverscuomo172 (3:03:41 PM): hahahaha
funkothealmighty (3:03:46 PM): mines better
riverscuomo172 (3:03:55 PM): yeah I will agree with that
riverscuomo172 (3:04:00 PM): When Harry Met Jurassic Park
funkothealmighty (3:04:03 PM): ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (3:04:09 PM): wow
funkothealmighty (3:04:14 PM): meg ryan doesn't have much range
riverscuomo172 (3:05:09 PM): nope
riverscuomo172 (3:05:16 PM): she was in Courage Under Fire
funkothealmighty (3:05:20 PM): oooh
funkothealmighty (3:05:25 PM): Kate and Terminal Man
riverscuomo172 (3:09:08 PM): Proof of Airframe
funkothealmighty (3:10:18 PM): oooh
funkothealmighty (3:10:20 PM): good one