Lady Advice

Mrmuppy (10:45:59 PM):	did your lady friends miss you while you were off in sunny california?
funkothealmighty (10:46:47 PM):	one of them did
Mrmuppy (10:46:54 PM):	uh oh
funkothealmighty (10:46:56 PM):	she might be the keeper
Mrmuppy (10:47:01 PM):	you better nip that in the bud
Mrmuppy (10:47:15 PM):	call her up and say "Hey, did you miss me?" and she'll say "yea, a little"
Mrmuppy (10:47:29 PM):	and you'll say "TOO BAD!! YOU CRAZY CO-DEPENDENT BITCH! STOP TRYING TO RUN MY LIFE!"