Physics

funkothealmighty (7:58:07 PM): if i was newton i would have invented a unit of measure that was set by my wang

artzachary (7:58:20 PM): why not

artzachary (7:58:33 PM): you're pretty much the best person who ever lived

artzachary (7:58:33 PM): so

artzachary (7:58:40 PM): might as well take advantage of this

funkothealmighty (8:00:28 PM): yeah

funkothealmighty (8:00:34 PM): but do you know that at the time?

funkothealmighty (8:00:37 PM): in Newton's case

funkothealmighty (8:00:39 PM): YES

artzachary (8:00:52 PM): yes

artzachary (8:01:05 PM): he was like the number one royal baller of the english court

funkothealmighty (8:01:09 PM): so i am surprised i don't weigh 3 NewtonFuckers

artzachary (8:01:14 PM): haha

funkothealmighty (8:01:46 PM): later people would say Newton was exaggerating

funkothealmighty (8:02:21 PM): but Leibniz knew the truth

funkothealmighty (8:04:34 PM): Newton came up with calculus after he figured out he could coax Leibniz into allowing him to shove ever larger things in his rectum by saying "Just an infinitesimally smaller bit more!"

artzachary (8:04:35 PM): are you implying that they shared love

artzachary (8:04:42 PM): which probably wouldn't speak it's name

artzachary (8:04:48 PM): oh wow

artzachary (8:04:52 PM): that is fantastic

funkothealmighty (8:05:02 PM): it was alot like the apple story

artzachary (8:05:08 PM): only newton was bent over

funkothealmighty (8:05:09 PM): only less approrprate for school

artzachary (8:05:14 PM): with his ass in the air

funkothealmighty (8:05:31 PM): yes

funkothealmighty (8:05:34 PM): gay physics

artzachary (8:05:48 PM): or as i call it

artzachary (8:05:49 PM): physics

funkothealmighty (8:05:51 PM): lol