Flannery O'Space Lawyer
riverscuomo172 (5:26:22 PM): | is it cold in Georgia |
funkothealmighty (5:26:28 PM): | a lil |
riverscuomo172 (5:26:30 PM): | as it is pretty chilly here for the most part |
riverscuomo172 (5:26:45 PM): | we need to heat the South |
riverscuomo172 (5:26:48 PM): | I am tired of this |
funkothealmighty (5:27:12 PM): | finish your book |
funkothealmighty (5:28:02 PM): | "Heating the south, How Flannery O'Connor is sooo hot" |
riverscuomo172 (5:28:14 PM): | that's right |
riverscuomo172 (5:28:48 PM): | "At the end of this chapter everyone needs to get really aroused and use your heat to make the atmosphere change" |
funkothealmighty (5:28:54 PM): | ill design the laser included in your book |
funkothealmighty (5:29:03 PM): | the sex laser |
funkothealmighty (5:29:10 PM): | powered by sex (allegedly) |
riverscuomo172 (5:29:44 PM): | but it's more like confusion |
funkothealmighty (5:30:11 PM): | yes |
funkothealmighty (5:30:20 PM): | i am confused as to what this book means |
funkothealmighty (5:30:26 PM): | BWOOOOOOOP |
funkothealmighty (5:30:31 PM): | ::LASER TO THE FACE:: |
riverscuomo172 (5:30:53 PM): | the laser is embedded in the pages |
funkothealmighty (5:31:05 PM): | yes |
riverscuomo172 (5:31:20 PM): | that's some powerful technology |
funkothealmighty (5:31:37 PM): | yes |
funkothealmighty (5:31:38 PM): | it is |
funkothealmighty (5:31:59 PM): | thats why they used to say Flannery Laser O'Connor |
riverscuomo172 (5:32:59 PM): | yeah there was a lot of tension in the household when she changed over to Flannery "Jamaica Joe" O'Connor without warning |
funkothealmighty (5:33:56 PM): | its like the invisible man |
riverscuomo172 (5:34:39 PM): | you should end your thesis at Georgia Tech with the same ending of your report for Towner |
funkothealmighty (5:34:45 PM): | lol |
funkothealmighty (5:35:02 PM): | and this is when my laser turned invisible |
riverscuomo172 (5:36:15 PM): | and defeated time |
funkothealmighty (5:37:35 PM): | yes |
funkothealmighty (5:37:46 PM): | Laser to the future (invisible) |
riverscuomo172 (5:38:45 PM): | with Marty McFly playing the invisible laser at his parents' prom and splitting Crispin Glover into two people |
funkothealmighty (5:39:46 PM): | and then starting a law firm in space that investigates the pelican brief |
funkothealmighty (5:40:18 PM): | LOOK AT ME! IM A TOUGH SMART SPACE LAWYER! |
riverscuomo172 (5:40:45 PM): | In Space Litigation, No One Can Hear You Scream "Objection" |
funkothealmighty (5:40:50 PM): | lol |
riverscuomo172 (5:41:07 PM): | Denzel in space would be a good move |
riverscuomo172 (5:41:29 PM): | and Julia Roberts can be like "I only appear in Ocean's _____ movies now" |
funkothealmighty (5:41:41 PM): | what about Ocean's Space |
funkothealmighty (5:41:54 PM): | its a remake of star trek 2 |
riverscuomo172 (5:43:24 PM): | so they go to Genesis and Spock dies and Ricardo Montalban is resurrected from the dead |
funkothealmighty (5:44:03 PM): | yeah |
funkothealmighty (5:44:07 PM): | exactly |
riverscuomo172 (5:44:22 PM): | KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN (is alive!) |
funkothealmighty (5:44:27 PM): | ha |
riverscuomo172 (5:44:43 PM): | that sounds like a good musical version |
riverscuomo172 (5:44:48 PM): | Khan's Alive! |
funkothealmighty (5:46:19 PM): | that is a good album |
riverscuomo172 (5:46:50 PM): | oh yeah |
riverscuomo172 (5:47:04 PM): | Frampton plays a talkbox solo that saves the Enterprise |
funkothealmighty (5:47:54 PM): | from the future |
riverscuomo172 (5:48:24 PM): | yes |
riverscuomo172 (5:48:36 PM): | the Frampture |
riverscuomo172 (5:51:36 PM): | populated only by people who bought the record and close personal friends of Frampton |
funkothealmighty (5:51:52 PM): | like ghandi |
riverscuomo172 (5:52:04 PM): | yeah that's what I was thinking of |
funkothealmighty (5:52:49 PM): | nyquil taking effect |
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home