The play by post chess players learn some awful truths

funkothealmighty (11:03:00 PM):	i told football it could fuck itself when I was 10 and couldn't understand the rules
artzachary (11:03:19 PM):	that's why i kept up with baseball
artzachary (11:03:28 PM):	easier rules
funkothealmighty (11:04:11 PM):	i see
funkothealmighty (11:04:43 PM):	when i was 10 I used to play "Water down Dad's beer so he doesn't beat you as hard after the football game is over"
artzachary (11:05:44 PM):	i used to play "hide the hose in case a ref makes a bad call"
funkothealmighty (11:06:48 PM):	that sounds like a game I use to play with Margie when I was 16
funkothealmighty (11:07:07 PM):	MARGIE WAS A BOY!
artzachary (11:07:20 PM):	duh duh duuuuuuuhhhhh
funkothealmighty (11:07:28 PM):	I HID THE HOSE IN HIS ASS!
funkothealmighty (11:07:34 PM):	THE HOSE WAS MY PENIS!
artzachary (11:07:56 PM):	WAIT
artzachary (11:08:01 PM):	JUST SO WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE:
artzachary (11:08:09 PM):	YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SODOMY, YES?
funkothealmighty (11:08:20 PM):	IT WAS ILLEGAL THEN, BUT YES!
funkothealmighty (11:08:37 PM):	HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY FLOUR PERCHANCE?
artzachary (11:08:58 PM):	YES, IN FACT
funkothealmighty (11:09:19 PM):	CAN YOU MAIL IT TO ME BY POST WITH YOUR NEXT CHESS MOVES IN OUR ROUSING GAME?
artzachary (11:10:16 PM):	YES I'LL THROW SOME BAKING SODA IN FREE OF CHARGE
funkothealmighty (11:10:42 PM):	YOU ARE THE BEST CHESS PARTNER EVER
artzachary (11:11:12 PM):	ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I'M REAL BAD AT CHESS SO YOU GET FREE BAKING SUPPLIES IN ADDITION TO GETTING THE SATISFACTION OF WINNING A LONG DISTANCE GAME