Sunday, March 1, 2009

AND CIRCLE TAKES THE CONSCIOUSNESS

funkothealmighty (4:51:46 PM): GET IN AN IRON LUNG
funkothealmighty (4:51:54 PM): IRON MAIDEN brand IRON LUNG
artzachary (4:52:13 PM): comes with jagged lightning sticker and blonde wig
funkothealmighty (4:52:18 PM): RUN TO THE HILLS! (But you can't)
artzachary (4:52:25 PM): (because you're in an iron lung)
funkothealmighty (4:52:32 PM): exactly
funkothealmighty (4:52:55 PM): "Nothing says speed metal like an iron lung, and this is why we support this product!"
artzachary (4:52:58 PM): and everybody knows the only thing you can do from an iron lung is write sitcoms
funkothealmighty (4:53:04 PM): yes
artzachary (4:53:15 PM): exactly
artzachary (4:54:07 PM): what does the phrase "positive sense of the circle" mean to you
funkothealmighty (4:54:20 PM): hmm
funkothealmighty (4:54:28 PM): A circle has read a self help book
funkothealmighty (4:54:33 PM): HES SENTIENT!
funkothealmighty (4:54:34 PM): RUN!
funkothealmighty (4:54:39 PM): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ART!
artzachary (4:54:39 PM): oh shi
artzachary (4:54:55 PM): epic battle for my life with a white board, brb
funkothealmighty (4:55:08 PM): good luck math prince
artzachary (4:55:25 PM): that was a close one
artzachary (4:55:34 PM): i erased the circle and everything ended rather anticlimactically
funkothealmighty (4:56:13 PM): did he atleast express regret at learning about what he was?>
artzachary (4:57:04 PM): no he was defiant
artzachary (4:57:06 PM): until his last breath
artzachary (4:57:35 PM): "I REGRET NOTHING EXCEPT THE EASE AT WHICH MY BRUTALITY IS EXTINGUISHED" were his last words
funkothealmighty (4:57:48 PM): thats a good quote
artzachary (4:57:52 PM): yeah
artzachary (4:58:06 PM): pretty impressive for a two dimensional drawing
funkothealmighty (4:59:37 PM): I don't even know how he could manage the movement of air
artzachary (5:00:17 PM): you know, the more i think of it
artzachary (5:00:25 PM): the less any of this holds up under scrutiny
artzachary (5:00:31 PM): i think perhaps i hallucinated the whole thing
artzachary (5:00:53 PM): which makes sense, on account of that ounce of molded mushrooms i ate about an hour ago
funkothealmighty (5:01:41 PM): bit bop boop Art has turned into a vicious drug addict
artzachary (5:02:34 PM): vicious in terms of my behavior or vicious in terms of my insatiable thirst for drugs
artzachary (5:02:42 PM): ?

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