A Crisis of Corpse-idence

riverscuomo172 (11:06:59 PM): That is a good name and I wish I had it
riverscuomo172 (11:07:13 PM): where can I get a nickname like that
riverscuomo172 (11:09:08 PM): is there an online store
funkothealmighty (11:09:48 PM): yeah
riverscuomo172 (11:09:50 PM): Nickname Prime
funkothealmighty (11:10:09 PM): awesomenickOHGODITSACATnames.com
riverscuomo172 (11:11:44 PM): hahahaha I wish more websites were based on events happening to the owner at the time of naming it
funkothealmighty (11:12:26 PM): ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (11:12:38 PM): AbrahamOHGODIMDEADlincoln.com
riverscuomo172 (11:13:22 PM): there's a series of them for every president
riverscuomo172 (11:13:41 PM): www.geraldDIDIDIEford.com
funkothealmighty (11:15:54 PM): ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (11:16:12 PM): eventually these sites will exist
riverscuomo172 (11:16:43 PM): yes when the ghosts of the dead are given wireless access
funkothealmighty (11:19:58 PM): AAHHHHFi
funkothealmighty (11:20:06 PM): or
funkothealmighty (11:20:10 PM): WHYFi
riverscuomo172 (11:21:17 PM): You pay with Spirit Buxxx
funkothealmighty (11:22:50 PM): how do you earn Spirit Buxxx?
riverscuomo172 (11:23:47 PM): undead sexual economies
riverscuomo172 (11:28:01 PM): but it gives you the undead the chance to permanently change their Wikipedia page without change
riverscuomo172 (11:28:09 PM): others changing it, I mean
riverscuomo172 (11:29:11 PM): "Napoleon had a robot wang and all the ladies loved it." modified May 5 by napoleon_the_best_emperor
funkothealmighty (11:31:11 PM): this is a scary business
funkothealmighty (11:31:26 PM): possibly scarier than the current economic crisis
riverscuomo172 (11:32:01 PM): it caused the current economic crisis
riverscuomo172 (11:32:25 PM): the spirits told the CEOs what they wanted to do and they said "We have to destroy the world"
funkothealmighty (11:34:40 PM): I fail to understand this, much like the current economic crisis
funkothealmighty (11:34:51 PM): it wasn't a crisis of confidence in the dead?
riverscuomo172 (11:35:39 PM): we have to kill Jim Kramer so that he can advise the dead
funkothealmighty (11:35:49 PM): This is the only solution
funkothealmighty (11:35:59 PM): its also a win-win
funkothealmighty (11:36:06 PM): because if you say his name three times
funkothealmighty (11:36:10 PM): he'll come back to help
riverscuomo172 (11:37:12 PM): that's right
riverscuomo172 (11:37:29 PM): but you have to say it like "BUY BUY BUY"
riverscuomo172 (11:37:41 PM): JIMKRAMER JIMKRAMER JIMKRAMER!
funkothealmighty (11:38:40 PM): and then yell out BOOOOYAAAAAAHH!
funkothealmighty (11:38:56 PM): he accidently appears at parties with douchebags alot
funkothealmighty (11:39:07 PM): so he is not a fan of beer pong
riverscuomo172 (11:39:53 PM): he advises them to sell all their sorority stock
funkothealmighty (11:42:55 PM): "and by sorority stock I mean...BUY BUY BUY FRESHMEN! BOOOOYAAAHHHH!"