The Witching Century

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q

artzachary (11:40:43 PM): early tim curry is like david bowie only more gay

funkothealmighty (11:40:49 PM): yeah

funkothealmighty (11:40:56 PM): or like a david bowie that let himself go

artzachary (11:40:59 PM): haha

artzachary (11:41:09 PM): but david bowie pretty much swam in tail

artzachary (11:41:12 PM): during the glam thing

artzachary (11:41:14 PM): so if tim curry was more gay

artzachary (11:41:20 PM): that probably means he got even more play

artzachary (11:42:03 PM): also what the fuck is this

artzachary (11:42:38 PM): did i just take acid

funkothealmighty (11:42:43 PM): just keep watching

artzachary (11:43:34 PM): how do i get my hands on a pink cape

funkothealmighty (11:44:26 PM): call tim curry

funkothealmighty (11:44:34 PM): im sure the operator can tell you how to reach him

artzachary (11:44:42 PM): he probably is the operator

artzachary (11:45:03 PM): all of these things he says about halloween

artzachary (11:45:04 PM): are patently untrue

artzachary (11:45:22 PM): a dog never turns into a cat

funkothealmighty (11:46:14 PM): BUT ON HALLOWEEN!

funkothealmighty (11:46:19 PM): AND IF YOU ARE A WOMAN!

funkothealmighty (11:46:32 PM): this is a halloween special made in the 80's for little girls

artzachary (11:46:41 PM): that sounds like a real bad idea

funkothealmighty (11:46:55 PM): its why we have woman ceo's now

artzachary (11:47:02 PM): ...

artzachary (11:47:09 PM): of course

funkothealmighty (11:47:30 PM): yeah

funkothealmighty (11:47:33 PM): one tv special

funkothealmighty (11:47:41 PM): and now this!

funkothealmighty (11:48:01 PM): yeah

artzachary (11:48:07 PM): i like how at the end

funkothealmighty (11:48:07 PM): once they failed at being witches

funkothealmighty (11:48:11 PM): they were like

artzachary (11:48:12 PM): the lyrics just fall apart

funkothealmighty (11:48:13 PM): FUCK!

funkothealmighty (11:48:24 PM): WHAT CAN I DO THATS AS CLOSE AS A WITCH AS POSSIBLE?

artzachary (11:48:28 PM): haha

funkothealmighty (11:48:30 PM): CEO

funkothealmighty (11:48:33 PM): fuck you business

funkothealmighty (11:48:57 PM): they call this century the witching hour for this very reason

artzachary (11:49:12 PM): do they?

funkothealmighty (11:49:19 PM): i do

artzachary (11:49:36 PM): as of this moment

funkothealmighty (11:49:58 PM): yeah

funkothealmighty (11:50:01 PM): i just started

artzachary (11:50:16 PM): because of tim curry

artzachary (11:50:31 PM): and his amazing technicolor sexuality

funkothealmighty (11:51:01 PM): lol

funkothealmighty (11:51:21 PM): day by fabulous day

funkothealmighty (11:51:40 PM): oh wait that was godspell

artzachary (11:52:12 PM): whatever it's all the same in the end right

funkothealmighty (11:53:03 PM): yeah

funkothealmighty (11:53:16 PM): people that can't do math

funkothealmighty (11:53:25 PM): trying to pretend they are useful

artzachary (11:53:46 PM): haha

artzachary (11:53:52 PM): THEIR LIVES MEAN NOTHING.

artzachary (11:53:57 PM): nothing

Curry of Tim

funkothealmighty (11:27:52 PM): and there was some movie where he played a flying witch

funkothealmighty (11:27:59 PM): but I forgot what that was

riverscuomo172 (11:28:46 PM): was it a real-time documentary of Tim Curry

funkothealmighty (11:29:11 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUhuPn8_d0Q

funkothealmighty (11:29:14 PM): it appears so

funkothealmighty (11:29:43 PM): i think its actually a movie version of the game daggerfall

funkothealmighty (11:29:49 PM): at least it sounds like it

riverscuomo172 (11:29:57 PM): wow

funkothealmighty (11:30:08 PM): oh my god

funkothealmighty (11:30:11 PM): he sings!

riverscuomo172 (11:30:16 PM): was it like the Dungeon Siege movie with Ray Liotta and Jason Statham

riverscuomo172 (11:30:23 PM): he sang in Rocky Horror

funkothealmighty (11:30:28 PM): well yeah

funkothealmighty (11:30:32 PM): but this is different

funkothealmighty (11:30:35 PM): are you watching this?

riverscuomo172 (11:30:49 PM): I am now

funkothealmighty (11:31:01 PM): I'll wait for your reaciton

riverscuomo172 (11:31:11 PM): oh my god

riverscuomo172 (11:31:40 PM): the music, the cleanshavenness

riverscuomo172 (11:32:29 PM): him squeezing the heart

funkothealmighty (11:32:35 PM): lol

funkothealmighty (11:32:59 PM): why does Tim Curry get the ladies?

funkothealmighty (11:33:47 PM): I didn't know he played It

riverscuomo172 (11:34:00 PM): the introduction of the drums at 2:03 with the extra synth

funkothealmighty (11:34:31 PM): yes

funkothealmighty (11:34:37 PM): itsw quite a masterpiece

riverscuomo172 (11:35:20 PM): HAHAHAHA TAMBOURINE

funkothealmighty (11:35:50 PM): this is the greatest movie ever made

riverscuomo172 (11:37:39 PM): I could watch this all night

funkothealmighty (11:37:50 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k86-cUlgPvk

riverscuomo172 (11:40:32 PM): yess

riverscuomo172 (11:40:45 PM): also would you like to see what Mississippi advertisements are like

riverscuomo172 (11:40:47 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ZbaY98t74

funkothealmighty (11:42:18 PM): what just happened?

funkothealmighty (11:43:00 PM): who are these people in my computer?

riverscuomo172 (11:43:45 PM): that's Mo Money Taxes

funkothealmighty (11:43:54 PM): what did this advertisement prove?

riverscuomo172 (11:44:46 PM): that the state is ridiculous

funkothealmighty (11:45:02 PM): i don't trust anyone with my taxes anymore

riverscuomo172 (11:45:50 PM): that's what the ad wants you to feel

funkothealmighty (11:46:00 PM): oh i see reverse accounting

riverscuomo172 (11:46:35 PM): I want Tim Curry to be on these ads now

funkothealmighty (11:47:03 PM): hmm

funkothealmighty (11:47:10 PM): i wonder how much he needs cash?

riverscuomo172 (11:49:40 PM): a lot

funkothealmighty (11:50:12 PM): so you might be able to do it cheaply

riverscuomo172 (11:50:39 PM): yeah

funkothealmighty (11:50:42 PM): maybe he would do it for like some fanfic for Clue

riverscuomo172 (11:52:06 PM): yeah particularly if you just looped that bit from 1:53 to 2:00 in the Witch video

funkothealmighty (11:52:26 PM): lol

Physics

funkothealmighty (7:58:07 PM): if i was newton i would have invented a unit of measure that was set by my wang

artzachary (7:58:20 PM): why not

artzachary (7:58:33 PM): you're pretty much the best person who ever lived

artzachary (7:58:33 PM): so

artzachary (7:58:40 PM): might as well take advantage of this

funkothealmighty (8:00:28 PM): yeah

funkothealmighty (8:00:34 PM): but do you know that at the time?

funkothealmighty (8:00:37 PM): in Newton's case

funkothealmighty (8:00:39 PM): YES

artzachary (8:00:52 PM): yes

artzachary (8:01:05 PM): he was like the number one royal baller of the english court

funkothealmighty (8:01:09 PM): so i am surprised i don't weigh 3 NewtonFuckers

artzachary (8:01:14 PM): haha

funkothealmighty (8:01:46 PM): later people would say Newton was exaggerating

funkothealmighty (8:02:21 PM): but Leibniz knew the truth

funkothealmighty (8:04:34 PM): Newton came up with calculus after he figured out he could coax Leibniz into allowing him to shove ever larger things in his rectum by saying "Just an infinitesimally smaller bit more!"

artzachary (8:04:35 PM): are you implying that they shared love

artzachary (8:04:42 PM): which probably wouldn't speak it's name

artzachary (8:04:48 PM): oh wow

artzachary (8:04:52 PM): that is fantastic

funkothealmighty (8:05:02 PM): it was alot like the apple story

artzachary (8:05:08 PM): only newton was bent over

funkothealmighty (8:05:09 PM): only less approrprate for school

artzachary (8:05:14 PM): with his ass in the air

funkothealmighty (8:05:31 PM): yes

funkothealmighty (8:05:34 PM): gay physics

artzachary (8:05:48 PM): or as i call it

artzachary (8:05:49 PM): physics

funkothealmighty (8:05:51 PM): lol

Fig Newton's

funkothealmighty (7:50:00 PM): wouldn't that be terrible

funkothealmighty (7:50:09 PM): if you missed a real chance at something great

funkothealmighty (7:50:17 PM): because you put up an offensive away message

artzachary (7:50:19 PM): i'd be real sad

artzachary (7:50:22 PM): and what's offensive

artzachary (7:50:26 PM): other than poor spelling

funkothealmighty (7:50:48 PM): CuteyMcCuterson: Hey you wanna fuck?

funkothealmighty (7:50:59 PM): AWAY MESSAGE: I ONLY DO OLD PEOPLE!

artzachary (7:51:03 PM): haha

funkothealmighty (7:51:10 PM): CuteyMcCuterson: Oh, sorry.

artzachary (7:51:20 PM): that would be tragic

artzachary (7:51:24 PM): tragic indeed

funkothealmighty (7:51:27 PM): you: NO!!!!!!!

artzachary (7:51:29 PM): but ben, i am just that dedicated

artzachary (7:51:30 PM): to comedy

funkothealmighty (7:51:38 PM): OldeyMcOlderson: Hey hon!

funkothealmighty (7:51:47 PM): you: DAMMIT YOU KNOW IM ONLINE!

funkothealmighty (7:52:00 PM): you: Alright, lets get this over with

artzachary (7:52:04 PM): hahaha

artzachary (7:52:25 PM): i don't know man

artzachary (7:52:29 PM): i've never had sex with an old person

artzachary (7:52:31 PM): who knows?

artzachary (7:52:34 PM): maybe it's awesome

funkothealmighty (7:53:01 PM): its sorta like wedging a hotdog in some fig newtons

artzachary (7:53:17 PM): a great idea?

artzachary (7:53:19 PM): the greatest idea?

a text message

funkothealmighty (10:14:08 PM):	i sent a drunk text message to one of them last night that said "I want you more than this donut."
Mrmuppy (10:14:13 PM):	most women are so surprised that they love it
Mrmuppy (10:14:15 PM):	wow
Mrmuppy (10:14:18 PM):	is that true?
funkothealmighty (10:14:21 PM):	yes
Mrmuppy (10:14:21 PM):	did that happen?
funkothealmighty (10:14:23 PM):	yes
Mrmuppy (10:14:25 PM):	like for reals?
funkothealmighty (10:14:27 PM):	yes
Mrmuppy (10:14:29 PM):	not haha, what a whacky ben story?
funkothealmighty (10:14:36 PM):	>
funkothealmighty (10:14:39 PM):	no
funkothealmighty (10:14:42 PM):	that was real talk
Mrmuppy (10:14:47 PM):	dude, YOU ARE IN!
funkothealmighty (10:14:49 PM):	i got back a reply though
funkothealmighty (10:14:51 PM):	so its all good
Mrmuppy (10:14:55 PM):	of course
Mrmuppy (10:15:02 PM):	you've got that "loose canon" thing going
Mrmuppy (10:15:06 PM):	and the "dark stranger"
Mrmuppy (10:15:08 PM):	being new in town
funkothealmighty (10:15:14 PM):	"well I do come with sprinkles"
funkothealmighty (10:15:19 PM):	and im not sure what that means
Mrmuppy (10:15:19 PM):	well shit dude
Mrmuppy (10:15:26 PM):	Duuuuude
Mrmuppy (10:15:29 PM):	you know exactly what that means
funkothealmighty (10:15:30 PM):	i hope it doesn't mean she has herpes
Mrmuppy (10:15:33 PM):	HAHAHAHAHA

Busey 1999

f*y (7:56:56 PM):	the focus is going to die here
r*2 (7:57:19 PM):	washed out to sea
funkothealmighty (7:57:24 PM):	oooh
funkothealmighty (7:57:27 PM):	that would be a good way to go
funkothealmighty (7:57:33 PM):	if it makes it long enough
funkothealmighty (7:57:46 PM):	when i end up needing to leave it in georgia
funkothealmighty (7:57:51 PM):	just drive it into the ocean
riverscuomo172 (7:58:06 PM):	it can be found later for scrap metal
funkothealmighty (7:58:15 PM):	the circle of life
riverscuomo172 (7:58:22 PM):	and a potential investigative news story
riverscuomo172 (7:58:30 PM):	"Who Died in this Focus?"
funkothealmighty (7:58:33 PM):	lol
funkothealmighty (7:58:51 PM):	Texas man tries to fake own death says "Everyone has known i've been alive this whole time."
riverscuomo172 (8:00:16 PM):	"Government agency impressed with thought, skill that went into death forgery."
funkothealmighty (8:00:25 PM):	lol
riverscuomo172 (8:02:56 PM):	a cunning attempt, but not good enough
funkothealmighty (8:03:17 PM):	sounds like a Gary Busey story
funkothealmighty (8:03:22 PM):	if he were a writer
riverscuomo172 (8:03:34 PM):	The Car I Drove Into The Ocean To Not Fake My Own Death
funkothealmighty (8:03:39 PM):	lol
funkothealmighty (8:03:44 PM):	By Gary Busey
funkothealmighty (8:03:57 PM):	with forwad by Neils Bohr's Corpse
riverscuomo172 (8:06:29 PM):	yes only the man who discovered the nucleus can truly introduce a writer like Busey
riverscuomo172 (8:11:06 PM):	what other stories would he write
funkothealmighty (8:14:47 PM):	hmm
funkothealmighty (8:15:11 PM):	The day no P.I.G.S. would die
funkothealmighty (8:15:18 PM):	Persons
funkothealmighty (8:15:26 PM):	Indiscriminantly
funkothealmighty (8:15:29 PM):	Godly
funkothealmighty (8:15:32 PM):	Science
riverscuomo172 (8:16:15 PM):	The Man Who Drank Too Much Victory Juice and Became Gary Busey
funkothealmighty (8:16:23 PM):	lol
funkothealmighty (8:17:01 PM):	Leave That Alein On Zircon 77: The Gary Busey Story
riverscuomo172 (8:17:25 PM):	the alien is what he believes the motorcycle was that he crashed on
funkothealmighty (8:17:36 PM):	yes
funkothealmighty (8:18:16 PM):	Who Are You?: The Story of How Gary Busey Realized He Had a Son When He Watched Starship Troopers
funkothealmighty (8:19:01 PM):	man
riverscuomo172 (8:19:05 PM):	No Love Lost: The Story Of How Gary Busey Returned Starship Troopers To The Video Store and Got An Even Better Son
funkothealmighty (8:19:07 PM):	lost starts tonight
funkothealmighty (8:19:18 PM):	and im gonna miss it until it comes on the internets
riverscuomo172 (8:19:24 PM):	oh yeah
funkothealmighty (8:19:25 PM):	HA HA HA HA
riverscuomo172 (8:20:47 PM):	?
funkothealmighty (8:21:35 PM):	your movie title
funkothealmighty (8:21:41 PM):	it struck me
riverscuomo172 (8:22:51 PM):	it is a good story
funkothealmighty (8:23:01 PM):	yes
funkothealmighty (8:23:05 PM):	told in movie title form
funkothealmighty (8:23:07 PM):	a new genre
riverscuomo172 (8:23:30 PM):	it was always there for the taking
riverscuomo172 (8:23:35 PM):	but only now can it be realized
funkothealmighty (8:27:55 PM):	yes
funkothealmighty (8:28:02 PM):	FUTURE LIT 1999!
riverscuomo172 (8:28:19 PM):	with Martin Landau
funkothealmighty (8:28:37 PM):	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DF9nDJZrdA
riverscuomo172 (8:31:53 PM):	imagine that song with Gary Busey displayed for a full minute