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riverscuomo172 (10:22:44 PM): what's up Kojak
funkothealmighty (10:23:05 PM): WHO LOVES YA BABY?
riverscuomo172 (10:23:29 PM): only the streets!
riverscuomo172 (10:23:38 PM): and 70s television audiences
funkothealmighty (10:23:58 PM): yes
funkothealmighty (10:24:04 PM): this is clear from my myspace page
riverscuomo172 (10:24:28 PM): does the cast of Dallas leave weird messages
funkothealmighty (10:24:34 PM): yeah
funkothealmighty (10:24:41 PM): they always want me to hang out
funkothealmighty (10:24:49 PM): Kojak don't play with those fools
riverscuomo172 (10:25:17 PM): LarryHagman03 says: I GOT LOLLIPOPS AND WERTHERS COME DOWN TO THE LAKE HOUSE WE'LL DRINK BOONE'S FARM AND GET WREKTT
funkothealmighty (10:26:46 PM): DuffDiver69: YO FRIEND Missed you at the KEGgar last night I GOT TOE UP! I FUCKED JR HA HA HA HAHA. J/K PLAYA.
riverscuomo172 (10:27:29 PM): HAVE A WICKED ASS CHRISTMAS KOJAK POST THIS TO THREE FRIENDS OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR A YEAR.
riverscuomo172 (10:27:56 PM): I feel like Kojak would have no patience with chain messages
funkothealmighty (10:28:05 PM): no he would not put up with that shit
riverscuomo172 (10:28:08 PM): only to hunt it down backwards and kill the original sender
funkothealmighty (10:28:18 PM): deep in the night
funkothealmighty (10:28:23 PM): with a virus
funkothealmighty (10:28:32 PM): that he has secretly given to hypnotized dames
riverscuomo172 (10:33:05 PM): oooh nice Bond reference
funkothealmighty (10:33:09 PM): i know
funkothealmighty (10:33:17 PM): did you get my Patrick Duffy reference up there too?
riverscuomo172 (10:33:29 PM): GeorgeLazenby1967 says: I NEED WORK
riverscuomo172 (10:33:44 PM): lol now I do

Think about this one Ron Paul

funkothealmighty (6:57:34 PM): i made 36 dollars on stocks today
artzachary (6:57:37 PM): nice
funkothealmighty (6:57:41 PM): before i left for work
artzachary (6:57:51 PM): that's a 36$ handjob
funkothealmighty (6:57:56 PM): yeah
funkothealmighty (6:58:01 PM): i never thought about it like that
artzachary (6:58:05 PM): see you should
artzachary (6:58:09 PM): i equate all my finances in terms
artzachary (6:58:10 PM): of handjobs
artzachary (6:58:13 PM): except the problem is
funkothealmighty (6:58:13 PM): i should save up for a 360 dollar handjob
artzachary (6:58:18 PM): you can get a handjob for almost any amount
artzachary (6:58:23 PM): so it's kind of pointless
artzachary (6:58:39 PM): it's like "i just made $500 on my income taxes"
artzachary (6:58:41 PM): that right there
funkothealmighty (6:58:42 PM): well but they are different qualities
artzachary (6:58:43 PM): $500 handjob
artzachary (6:58:45 PM): sure
artzachary (6:58:55 PM): but that's more a normative assessment
funkothealmighty (6:59:03 PM): and i would submit that the quality of a handjob does not change with inflation
artzachary (6:59:11 PM): hm
funkothealmighty (6:59:15 PM): so maybe
funkothealmighty (6:59:21 PM): we should use handjobs as currency
artzachary (6:59:21 PM): so maybe i'm really on to something here
funkothealmighty (6:59:25 PM): yes
funkothealmighty (6:59:30 PM): instead of the gold standard
artzachary (6:59:32 PM): the CPI should be the HJI
funkothealmighty (6:59:39 PM): we switch to the handjob standard
funkothealmighty (6:59:43 PM): yes
artzachary (6:59:45 PM): how many handjobs
funkothealmighty (6:59:46 PM): exactly
artzachary (6:59:49 PM): can $1 USD buy you
funkothealmighty (6:59:51 PM): all finances converted to handjobs
artzachary (6:59:51 PM): in japan?
artzachary (6:59:54 PM): in mexico?
artzachary (6:59:56 PM): in the EU?
funkothealmighty (7:00:02 PM): this is getting interesting
artzachary (7:00:08 PM): so we'd have to define
artzachary (7:00:11 PM): (rigorously)
funkothealmighty (7:00:15 PM): i wish i could study this as a research topic
artzachary (7:00:15 PM): the notion of partial handjobs
artzachary (7:00:17 PM): because obviously
funkothealmighty (7:00:18 PM): oooh
artzachary (7:00:23 PM): $1 USD
funkothealmighty (7:00:26 PM): thos would just be like
artzachary (7:00:30 PM): doesn't buy you a $1 handjob in the EU
funkothealmighty (7:00:37 PM): "I'm 1/360th satisfied"
artzachary (7:00:40 PM): yeah
artzachary (7:00:43 PM): like i bet
artzachary (7:00:46 PM): $1 USD gets you
artzachary (7:00:50 PM): punched in the balls by a shemale
artzachary (7:00:52 PM): in germany
funkothealmighty (7:00:54 PM): ha ha ha hah a
artzachary (7:01:01 PM): hm

Yes We Can

riverscuomo172 (12:27:33 AM): 4chan is the dark fucking abyss of the internet
funkothealmighty (12:27:41 AM): it is man
riverscuomo172 (12:27:45 AM): everything that has come from there is terrible
funkothealmighty (12:29:36 AM): yes terrible
funkothealmighty (12:29:42 AM): some minor things creative
funkothealmighty (12:29:56 AM): alot of people on ytmnd have dual citizenship
riverscuomo172 (12:30:34 AM): ytmnd basically takes 4chan memes and makes them somewhat palatable
funkothealmighty (12:30:40 AM): ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (12:30:45 AM): ytmnd is the 4chan filter
riverscuomo172 (12:30:50 AM): yes
riverscuomo172 (12:30:56 AM): make it a sound loop and a jpg
riverscuomo172 (12:31:00 AM): and the fear is gone
funkothealmighty (12:31:23 AM): we need to make a further filter
funkothealmighty (12:31:30 AM): senililolz.com
funkothealmighty (12:31:48 AM): so you can present the meme in some fashion an old person will understand
funkothealmighty (12:31:54 AM): as told by andy griffith
riverscuomo172 (12:35:02 AM): hahahahah
riverscuomo172 (12:35:49 AM): "In Mayberry we would have called this joke a real knee-slapper. Here it is called an epic burn, and you do it for the lulz. Those kids."
funkothealmighty (12:36:30 AM): here is my buddy barney to tell you about lolcatz
riverscuomo172 (12:37:00 AM): Eventually Griffith gets fed up
riverscuomo172 (12:37:12 AM): and calls it "all a bunch of fucking stupid shit"
funkothealmighty (12:37:23 AM): ha ha ha
riverscuomo172 (12:38:33 AM): then there's a ytmnd of the flipout
funkothealmighty (12:38:33 AM): oh shit
funkothealmighty (12:38:36 AM): facebook usernames
funkothealmighty (12:38:40 AM): fuck fuck fuck
riverscuomo172 (12:38:46 AM): go go go
funkothealmighty (12:38:47 AM): i forgot
funkothealmighty (12:38:49 AM): i forgot
funkothealmighty (12:38:56 AM): DO IT DO IT!
riverscuomo172 (12:39:24 AM): it's available!
riverscuomo172 (12:39:29 AM): do you want to be one or two
funkothealmighty (12:39:32 AM): sorry
funkothealmighty (12:39:38 AM): i already took Mrmuppy
riverscuomo172 (12:39:57 AM): hahaha good job