twisted gangly conservatism

funkothealmighty (10:27:34 PM): have you ever watched any twisted sisters videos?
funkothealmighty (10:27:59 PM): they're completely outrageous
funkothealmighty (10:28:03 PM): in cartoony ways
Mrmuppy (10:28:45 PM): yea
Mrmuppy (10:28:46 PM): I love 'em
Mrmuppy (10:28:49 PM): the 80's was weird
Mrmuppy (10:28:54 PM): but lovable
funkothealmighty (10:29:12 PM): ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (10:29:21 PM): like the uncle that tried to twiddle you
Mrmuppy (10:29:21 PM): rainbow brite
Mrmuppy (10:29:28 PM): yea, he didn't just try
Mrmuppy (10:29:32 PM): *sad look*
funkothealmighty (10:29:37 PM): Oh No Richard
funkothealmighty (10:29:40 PM): you have to tell someone
funkothealmighty (10:29:51 PM): about Uncle Tom and his freedom fingers
Mrmuppy (10:30:00 PM): wow
Mrmuppy (10:36:10 PM): o'reilly wrote a book called "a bold fresh piece of humanity"
Mrmuppy (10:36:13 PM): what the fuck even is this
funkothealmighty (10:36:20 PM): what does that mean?
funkothealmighty (10:36:30 PM): is it a biography of his penis?
Mrmuppy (10:36:39 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dad? Where are you?

funkothealmighty (12:10:41 PM): I miss you
artzachary (12:10:43 PM): gone to get a little bit drunk.
funkothealmighty (12:10:52 PM): the kids miss you
funkothealmighty (12:10:57 PM): you're always drunk

RE: Evergrey

funkothealmighty (12:31:31 PM): how does this band exist?
funkothealmighty (12:31:37 PM): i think its because of the recession
funkothealmighty (12:31:59 PM): failing industries have created this band
riverscuomo172 (12:32:03 PM): no no I am doing some research
riverscuomo172 (12:32:08 PM): and this song came out in 2001\
funkothealmighty (12:32:12 PM): oh no
riverscuomo172 (12:32:20 PM): http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/e/evergrey/different_worlds.html
funkothealmighty (12:32:28 PM): ha ha ha
riverscuomo172 (12:33:07 PM): "My value as a human has been extinguished"
funkothealmighty (12:33:19 PM): i like how he shoves all the words in like that
riverscuomo172 (12:33:20 PM): that's a harsh sentiment, Evergrey
riverscuomo172 (12:33:34 PM): they apparently have numerous albums
riverscuomo172 (12:33:49 PM): http://www.letrascanciones.org/evergrey/in-search-of-truth/different-worlds.php?l=en
riverscuomo172 (12:33:55 PM): look at the links on the side
riverscuomo172 (12:34:27 PM): I feel like "Madness Caught Another Victim" on Recreation Day has some real potential
funkothealmighty (12:35:30 PM): ha ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (12:35:40 PM): this band almost makes sense now
funkothealmighty (12:35:57 PM): because i remember there was a weird popularity in this sort of band in 2000-2003
funkothealmighty (12:36:19 PM): the "we've all got long hair and serious lady problems." bands
riverscuomo172 (12:36:30 PM): yeah they sound like a forerunner to Evanescence only instead of a vaguely attractive goth chick it's a bunch of scary dudes
funkothealmighty (12:36:41 PM): yeah
funkothealmighty (12:36:54 PM): its like insane clown posse mixed with a batch of gay
riverscuomo172 (12:37:01 PM): also that guitar solo in the song is straight out of 1987
funkothealmighty (12:37:18 PM): thats because the guitarist didn't have classical training
riverscuomo172 (12:37:34 PM): his loss our gain
funkothealmighty (12:37:41 PM): he just watched tons of "Shredding in the 80's with Slash" videos that he got from a thrift store
riverscuomo172 (12:37:48 PM): hahaha
funkothealmighty (12:38:01 PM): in episode 8-26 slash is just stoned and running after the production assisstant
riverscuomo172 (12:38:24 PM): Axl's Vocxaxls's Training Videoaxl
funkothealmighty (12:38:27 PM): the entire 3rd season is devoted to hammer-ons
funkothealmighty (12:38:39 PM): lol
funkothealmighty (12:38:47 PM): that series didn't do so well
funkothealmighty (12:38:56 PM): and Slash let Axl know about it
riverscuomo172 (12:39:34 PM): yeah the video is just a clip of Axl going "WHOAAAAOOOOOO" and looped while the caption track from Citizen Kane plays underneath
funkothealmighty (12:39:45 PM): ha ha ha ha ha ha

Evergrey: Steel Work is Slow Right Now.

Track 8 - Evergrey

Jordan please contact me and tell me how this band/song exists.

A Crisis of Corpse-idence

riverscuomo172 (11:06:59 PM): That is a good name and I wish I had it
riverscuomo172 (11:07:13 PM): where can I get a nickname like that
riverscuomo172 (11:09:08 PM): is there an online store
funkothealmighty (11:09:48 PM): yeah
riverscuomo172 (11:09:50 PM): Nickname Prime
funkothealmighty (11:10:09 PM): awesomenickOHGODITSACATnames.com
riverscuomo172 (11:11:44 PM): hahahaha I wish more websites were based on events happening to the owner at the time of naming it
funkothealmighty (11:12:26 PM): ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (11:12:38 PM): AbrahamOHGODIMDEADlincoln.com
riverscuomo172 (11:13:22 PM): there's a series of them for every president
riverscuomo172 (11:13:41 PM): www.geraldDIDIDIEford.com
funkothealmighty (11:15:54 PM): ha ha ha
funkothealmighty (11:16:12 PM): eventually these sites will exist
riverscuomo172 (11:16:43 PM): yes when the ghosts of the dead are given wireless access
funkothealmighty (11:19:58 PM): AAHHHHFi
funkothealmighty (11:20:06 PM): or
funkothealmighty (11:20:10 PM): WHYFi
riverscuomo172 (11:21:17 PM): You pay with Spirit Buxxx
funkothealmighty (11:22:50 PM): how do you earn Spirit Buxxx?
riverscuomo172 (11:23:47 PM): undead sexual economies
riverscuomo172 (11:28:01 PM): but it gives you the undead the chance to permanently change their Wikipedia page without change
riverscuomo172 (11:28:09 PM): others changing it, I mean
riverscuomo172 (11:29:11 PM): "Napoleon had a robot wang and all the ladies loved it." modified May 5 by napoleon_the_best_emperor
funkothealmighty (11:31:11 PM): this is a scary business
funkothealmighty (11:31:26 PM): possibly scarier than the current economic crisis
riverscuomo172 (11:32:01 PM): it caused the current economic crisis
riverscuomo172 (11:32:25 PM): the spirits told the CEOs what they wanted to do and they said "We have to destroy the world"
funkothealmighty (11:34:40 PM): I fail to understand this, much like the current economic crisis
funkothealmighty (11:34:51 PM): it wasn't a crisis of confidence in the dead?
riverscuomo172 (11:35:39 PM): we have to kill Jim Kramer so that he can advise the dead
funkothealmighty (11:35:49 PM): This is the only solution
funkothealmighty (11:35:59 PM): its also a win-win
funkothealmighty (11:36:06 PM): because if you say his name three times
funkothealmighty (11:36:10 PM): he'll come back to help
riverscuomo172 (11:37:12 PM): that's right
riverscuomo172 (11:37:29 PM): but you have to say it like "BUY BUY BUY"
riverscuomo172 (11:37:41 PM): JIMKRAMER JIMKRAMER JIMKRAMER!
funkothealmighty (11:38:40 PM): and then yell out BOOOOYAAAAAAHH!
funkothealmighty (11:38:56 PM): he accidently appears at parties with douchebags alot
funkothealmighty (11:39:07 PM): so he is not a fan of beer pong
riverscuomo172 (11:39:53 PM): he advises them to sell all their sorority stock
funkothealmighty (11:42:55 PM): "and by sorority stock I mean...BUY BUY BUY FRESHMEN! BOOOOYAAAHHHH!"

AND CIRCLE TAKES THE CONSCIOUSNESS

funkothealmighty (4:51:46 PM): GET IN AN IRON LUNG
funkothealmighty (4:51:54 PM): IRON MAIDEN brand IRON LUNG
artzachary (4:52:13 PM): comes with jagged lightning sticker and blonde wig
funkothealmighty (4:52:18 PM): RUN TO THE HILLS! (But you can't)
artzachary (4:52:25 PM): (because you're in an iron lung)
funkothealmighty (4:52:32 PM): exactly
funkothealmighty (4:52:55 PM): "Nothing says speed metal like an iron lung, and this is why we support this product!"
artzachary (4:52:58 PM): and everybody knows the only thing you can do from an iron lung is write sitcoms
funkothealmighty (4:53:04 PM): yes
artzachary (4:53:15 PM): exactly
artzachary (4:54:07 PM): what does the phrase "positive sense of the circle" mean to you
funkothealmighty (4:54:20 PM): hmm
funkothealmighty (4:54:28 PM): A circle has read a self help book
funkothealmighty (4:54:33 PM): HES SENTIENT!
funkothealmighty (4:54:34 PM): RUN!
funkothealmighty (4:54:39 PM): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ART!
artzachary (4:54:39 PM): oh shi
artzachary (4:54:55 PM): epic battle for my life with a white board, brb
funkothealmighty (4:55:08 PM): good luck math prince
artzachary (4:55:25 PM): that was a close one
artzachary (4:55:34 PM): i erased the circle and everything ended rather anticlimactically
funkothealmighty (4:56:13 PM): did he atleast express regret at learning about what he was?>
artzachary (4:57:04 PM): no he was defiant
artzachary (4:57:06 PM): until his last breath
artzachary (4:57:35 PM): "I REGRET NOTHING EXCEPT THE EASE AT WHICH MY BRUTALITY IS EXTINGUISHED" were his last words
funkothealmighty (4:57:48 PM): thats a good quote
artzachary (4:57:52 PM): yeah
artzachary (4:58:06 PM): pretty impressive for a two dimensional drawing
funkothealmighty (4:59:37 PM): I don't even know how he could manage the movement of air
artzachary (5:00:17 PM): you know, the more i think of it
artzachary (5:00:25 PM): the less any of this holds up under scrutiny
artzachary (5:00:31 PM): i think perhaps i hallucinated the whole thing
artzachary (5:00:53 PM): which makes sense, on account of that ounce of molded mushrooms i ate about an hour ago
funkothealmighty (5:01:41 PM): bit bop boop Art has turned into a vicious drug addict
artzachary (5:02:34 PM): vicious in terms of my behavior or vicious in terms of my insatiable thirst for drugs
artzachary (5:02:42 PM): ?